TMI

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today at work, because im oh so productive, i came up with an entire blog entry in my head. totally forgot it. no clue what it was even about. so instead im going to write about my insides, and how theyre slowly going to be the death of me (i mean.. more than they usually.. are… shutup) which is cool because no one knows this even exists besides me. even though i’m pretty sure im not going to want to reread this entry later. WHATEV.

so today! i went to the doctor because i’ve been bleeding for 4 weeks straight. 4. entire. weeks. what the hell. apparently its because i switched my birth control to one with less estrogen so my body thinks its constantly time to get rid of non-babies. which i mean, i appreciate in a way. but no thank you. i also got a bunch of blood work requisitions to get tested for crohn’s because thats totally what i need to add to my list of sexy and appealing qualities. “oh haaai im bipolar cant eat food and oh yeah my intestines? they dont work! oh hahaha!” …. -_-
at least the flu is gone? though the downstairs toilet is totally still broken. i guess flushing and apple core down the toilet cuz you didnt notice it was in the bottom of a garbage can of puke isnt the best idea. you know, in case you were to consider doing it in the future. dont. especially because your father will need to take this on as his fix it project and wont let you call a plumber, which sounds ok because he is awesome and can fix things, but it isnt because he works 14 hours a day every day, and also its a fucking applecore in your pipes and someone needs to come take the toilet off the ground already.

but you know, i cant complain as i did flush the damn apple core. brilliant. (in my defense, i had an exceptionally high fever)

in other news…
i clearly dont have any because i wrote an entry about my period and intestines. i even almost mentioned the weather (raining like a son bitch) so really all i got is its good being friends with bryce again, todd is still slightly confusing but mostly still awesome annnnd getting this my 5 plan on my cell phone wasnt entirely useless even though i havent gotten to actually call the boy once, because at least i talk to nats daily now. i do like her.
the end.

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